purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

Love the life I live and I will live the life I love

710642:

well? can he????

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

"I think people assume I’m perfect. I’m not. I make mistakes. I do things I regret. I’m stubborn."

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